why oh why do they call me sly
i simply want a meal
not something that I make myself
but something that I’ll steal
i call myself more practical
and think they should be glad
they made too many sandwiches
and in an hour they’ll go bad
Author: Kevin Berardinelli
a prickly problem
little prickly porcupine
has a pesky gripe
every time she wants a pear
it’s hard to know what’s ripe
to leap or not to leap
to leap or not to leap
that is the question
whether i’m sadder in the pond
should i miss my mark
or gladder where i am
alone in the dark
the land seems far
i can barely see its shore
but a lightning bug glow
illuminates the score
if i leap and fall short
what a fool i’d be
to give up my pad
or perhaps i’ll feel bolder
moving past what i had
i curl my toes
and spring-load my legs
take a deep breath
and give all my might!
a burst of fresh air
away, i feel free
and line up my spot
knowing if i miss
the leap’s worth a shot
stinky skunk
the stinky skunk
thinked and thunk
her scent was rather charming
but those she knew
found the pew
crude and quite alarming
she tried a bath
to nix the chaff
the smell got even stronger
with loads of soap
and swishes of Scope
it lingered even longer
the scent so bad
the skunk got sad
no friends to run and play
instead she hid
way off the grid
to keep the whiffs away
until one eve
when she met Steve
an equally reeky pig
alone no more
aromas galore
they danced a smelly jig
tire doom
horns beep blaring booms
cars zip zapping zooms
pothole lurks
ghastly smirk
tearing tire to its doom
sixes
the number six is maybe the best
six six six six six six six
better than prime it’s evenly perfect
every number wants to be six
superior highly composite six
perfect harmonic divisor six
six six six six six six six
so many sixes i might get six
optimism
optimism is believing
people are inherently good
no matter how bad they seem
everyone has the power
to engender good in others
and in the absence of light
goodness shines bright
proverbial advice
not to beat around the bush
but i think your ears may be burning
and there’s a chip on your shoulder
do you have an axe to grind?
i should probably bite my tongue
so take this with a grain of salt
when your heart’s on your sleeve
you always lose your mind
proverbial complaint
i lost all my marbles
they cost me an arm and a leg
but the icing on the cake
is that it’s driven me up a wall
i can’t put my finger on it
and i’m keeping my eyes peeled
but what most gets under my skin
is that on deaf ears this will fall
two percent
today i put water in my cereal
it tasted rather bland
the crunch and pop were there
but it was missing something grand
that awesome utter goodness
that makes me so content
that super silky richness
my precious two percent